I screwed up. I didn’t think that using an ancient language on a piece of tumblr merch was necessary but I forgot what site I was on :) . This is tumblr, of course it has to be in linguistically accurate cuneiform.
I went and hired an expert on Ancient Semitic Languages and Cultures. There aren’t as many as you’d think that are willing to translate text for an internet gag so I’m so happy I found Paul.
Notes on the translation from the translator:
I used the ventive suffix on the imperative “give (rib+am)” which is a special feature of Akkadian that indicates the motion of direction. It makes it a little bit more authentic. The longer version actually includes the words “to me (ana iasim)”, but a typical Akkadian speaker probably wouldn’t have needed to say that.
Also, for the word “money” I used the Sumerian (KUG.BABBAR) instead of spelling out the Akkadian, because that was a common feature in Akkadian scribal writing.
For the font I was happily surprised that Google has a Cuneiform font, so not only is it correct but it looks pretty neat too.
Right now you can buy both versions in the shop but cuneiform version won’t ship for a week or so as I have to order new stock with the new design.
Firefox does a ton of cool shit but just out of the box, fresh install it does less tracking and dataharvesting than Chrome (in that it does essentially none while chrome’s goal is to crawl all the way into your asshole and monetize the data of the unique features of your intestinal lining) and does not contribute to the chromium near-monopoly (Firefox and Safari are the only non-chromium browsers with any notable market share).
Also you know how Adobe fucking sucks and is really annoying and it’s frustrating to have to use their PDF reader? Firefox now comes with a built-in PDF reader AND editor. Check this shit out:
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Firefox also has a feature called Multi Account Containers that allows you to log in to accounts in different containers so that you don’t have to open up an incognito window or log out of various services to use a different account. For instance, I have my Work container and my School container and I can log in to office 365 in either one of them without having to log out of the other, or I can have seven tabs logged in to seven different tumblr accounts (not sideblogs, separate accounts) in the same window if I want to do that for any reason.
where things come back by john corey whaley / succession’s all the bells say / unknown source / frank ocean’s ivy / jenny han / erica e. goode / adventure time’s i remember you / jane mersky lader / succession / maurice sendak / jewish literacy by rabbi joseph telushkin / succession / you are jeff by richard siken / brother, sister, rival, friend: the longstanding effects of sibling relationships by oshua a. krisch / antigone by sophocles.
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